Project Bueller: Who Will You Be?
Hello Merry Pranksters,
The question of today is this: hot or homeless? That’s what we wonder when looking at Bruce, pictured above.
The character of Bruce is especially important to Project Bueller because the feral hipster look is IN this season, at least according to our sources. We see the “hot or homeless?” look everywhere, and therefore expect to see at least three Bruces on every block of this parade, waving their American flags and screaming like the ice cream truck is rolling down the street (which, metaphorically speaking, will be true).
So if you are a stylized caveman, please come to the parade and make it a brighter, hairier place. Do whatever you do to achieve that electric-shock hairdo, put on your Sunday-best suit and head to SoHo this Saturday ready to succumb to the spirit of JOY!
Thanks and stay posted for further instructions!!